rude story

[soph]

so, post a sentence of a story (it must involve sex or something rude) and let the next person carry it on where you left off. no more than one sentence, and remember, it MUST BE RUDE.



One day, after the boys in In-Quest had met to practice, new singer MiQe said 'Lets all go for a sauna guys!'.

[Stijn]

When they arrived at the sauna, they met some nice hot chicks

[Matti Ass]

...the chicks happened to be `shemales´ so the guys ranaway in panic :P , while they were running thru the street someone in a black limousine opened the door and told them: "enter here"...

[Douglas]

The guys entered the limo and sat right across Michael Jackson who offered them a 'ride'. So they threw him out, joyriding the limo at dazzling speeds...

[soph]

when Gert (who was currently at the wheel) screamed 'SHIIIIIIIIIT, that gay fag boy is right behind us, he's catching us up, and he's a got a huge boner sticking out of his pants with Douglas' name on it!!!!'

[Belgiantroll]

So Douglas decided that they would go back to the Sauna, and he found out (to his relief) that it wasn't a mixed sauna, so he wouldn't have to be locked up with those beautiful females from before, since he was looking for some private one-on-one time with Michael Jackson.
He asked the others to keep a close eye on the sauna door, so that no girls were allowed to enter. :P

[soph]

but instead of the skinny freak boy wacko jacko moon-walking in to Douglas' sauna, in came MiQe with a huge inflatable sheep which he proceeded to perform a sex act upon.

MiQe said 'it's ok Douglas, there's two holes in the sheep, you can take the ass' but Douglas had a flash back to when he was young and his best friend, a lovely little sheep called......

[Belgiantroll]

... Jenna once kicked him in the nuts while he was anally probing her. That day he swore to his favorite sheep Jenna that he would never ever touch another sheep. Then suddenly MiQe and Douglas heard the sauna-door open and...

[Stijn]

...suddenly whacko-jacko entered the souna and started to anal rape MiQe but...

[soph]

there was an almighty big roar, as Jan with his funky hair do thundered into the building, people trembled and ran away as he strode towards the sauna, he flung open the door and bellowed 'Get your white gloved hands off MiQe you FREEEEEEEAAAAK!'.

Wacko Jacko turned an alarming shade of pink and proceeded wet himself in shame, to which Jan then....

[Douglas]

and then whot?

[Eve Ill]

there was an almighty big roar, as Jan with his funky hair do thundered into the building, people trembled and ran away as he strode towards the sauna, he flung open the door and bellowed 'Get your white gloved hands off MiQe you FREEEEEEEAAAAK!'.

Wacko Jacko turned an alarming shade of pink and proceeded wet himself in shame, to which Jan then....

stuffed Douglas' sheep up Wacko's ass and told him to STAY THE FUCK OUT OFF MIQe's BUNGHOLE ...

[soph]

wacko jacko staggered out of the sauna, with a satisfied smile on his face. if theres one thing he loved more in the world, its a feeling of bunghole fullness whilst listening to inquest. in particualr, his favourite song....

[Douglas]

...Resheeperating Humane Jealousness. Somehow he had tapetraded this song from Madonna, the material girl who is still a virgin, and is kept secure in the cellar beneath the IQ rehearsal cave... She taped the rehearsals and sold them for big bucks. But not for long! Manu enter the her cage and then...

[soph]

started to 'strike a pose, there's nothing to it - vogue!' with Madge and quite enjoyed himself doing some sexy moves. he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and thought....

[Addicted To Death]

my god i'm hung like a horse. I will retire now and do porn the rest of my life till my dick falls off...

[El Corvo]

..., however, i have to work out a bit more. And at that same moment, a woman wearing a balaclava enters the room. She says " i'm the angry queen bitch teacher, work out this!!!" and points at Manu with her finger, ready to probe...

[soph]

his nostrils. Manu said, oy, bitch, get your fingers outta my nose, just because everyone in in-quest knows im into nasal sex it doesnt mean im a slut who likes just ANYTHING putting up there! the queen bitch aplogised and pulled out a giant rubber....