Voimastefan

[Baldur Vulgo]

Ok, now the forum is up for all to endulge, courtesy of Seponpoika himself. Hope everyone will enjoy it! Moonsorrow rules!!!!!!! Heathen hails to all...

[VauhtiParoni]

Yep! It works!

[TrollhorN]

Vittuperkele!
This stupid board doesn´t allow any swearwords!!!!!
So,let´s use words like vittuperkelesaatanakyrpäpersemoloaasinkullikikkeli paskahelvettikuukautisverianaalipilluhomorunkkaris iemennestevittuvittuvitttuvituvtiuutvuttivurtigv ivvituttuuuvvivutivittuuuuuuuu.

I think someone´s pretty bored now.Maybe I really should shut this thing down and go home.Remember to eat meat,all boys and girls.

[allissson]

None of the ez boards allow swear words unless you pay extra money to remove the filter. It does not make sense to pay someone else so you can swear on your own message board. But yeah, using Finnish swear words will work just fine.

Trollhorn, have the effects of the mushrooms not worn off yet? :p

[moloturpa]

i have never tasted thinner nor any paints and i will definetly stay away from mushrooms!!! :rolleyes:

[allissson]

It only tastes like paint thinner if you don't add some flavour to it. Try seasoning a piece of reindeer meat (or beef) with salt and pepper (that's RED pepper) and garlic powder. Add a dash of worcester sauce and slice up those mushrooms and add a bit of beer to make a gravy and you have eaten mushrooms in a most painless manner. Make sure to keep the gravy to a minimum and make sure you eat ALL of it. And trust me, you WILL trip. ;)

[aboriginaali]

As Ville knows, you´ll get the best flavour by mixing some Lötköpötkö(ugly candy from Kemi) with the mushrooms.

You can´t even imagine what kind of things Ville can do with Lötköpötkö!!!.
Check out the gallery section if you want to see Ville eating one of those!! :lol:

[allissson]

This candy is ugly as in how? Does it taste nasty or does it look ugly?
How do you take the mushrooms with this candy anyway?

[Pakana]

Lötköpötkö looks like and tastes unearthly. ;) You cover the mushrooms with the candy so that you simply miss the taste of thinner. :lol:

[allissson]

:x :x :x I think I like the deer recipe better. One time I ate some peyote buttons with super hot peppered fried chicken because peyote tastes 10 times worse than mushrooms and without a bunch of cayenne pepper, there's no way I would have got those buttons down without being ill.

So this candy - it's a powder?

[aboriginaali]

Not powder at all! Lötköpötkö is somekind of non- organic slime that´s packed in to a plastic tube. You have to open it and sqeeze the tube so the slime will burst in your mouth. Swallowing the lötköpötkö is the hardest part of the process and after spitting the hole @#%$ out several times Ville managed to eat one hole tube of it. Forcing people to eat Lötköpötkö is one hell of a way to torture.

Check the picture from gallery section. (Voimasta ja kunniasta recordings)

[allissson]

(insert vomit icon here) :x That is totally disgusting - unless you are like 9 years old because candy like that appeals to that age group. Oh, you must want to trip pretty vitun bad if you are willing to eat that paskaa. After you spend the first hour or so puking up, you might get a marginal trip out of it.
Just give me an LSD tab any day. :)

[Pakana]

Yepp, after I had managed to eat one Lötköpötkö (it is a rite of passage among the people living in Kemi to eat at least one Lötköpötkö without spitting it out), I figured out more useful and interesting ways to use it. I think the best was to fill the lock of a priest's room with it. :D

[allissson]

:lol: :lol: subtle revenge huh? ;)

[Pakana]

Revenge, yeah, for all past centuries. :lol: Papille kyytiä!

[allissson]

:lol: :evil: I love it!! :evil: :lol: