Something bizarre

[allissson]

Here is the prime reason why one should not mix hallucinogens and computer science. The results are pretty mind-bending.
Look at this site:

www.simnet.is/gardarj/yule5.htm (http://www.simnet.is/gardarj/yule5.htm)

I'd give $20 fo a hit of what THAT webmaster was on!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Baldur Vulgo]

:lol:

[IronCorpse]

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/kao/otn/blobsilly.gif

[VauhtiParoni]

Uuuuuhhhhhhh....!!! :rollin:

[vitr]

:lol: The Yule Cat is a lot funnier than the Hell crap... and probably more believable, since large carniverous cats actually exist. ;)

[Pakana]

Whoa!!



And that's about all I had to say. :rollin:

[allissson]

Which one do you want to be? look at these names - I can't type for laughing so hard.......someone pass the box of tissues. :lol:

Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy
Giljagaur - Gully Imp
Stúfur - Itty Bitty
Þvörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker
Pottasleikir - Pot Licker
Askasleikir - Bowl Licker
Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer
Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt-type)
Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher
Gluggagægir - Window Peeper
Gáttaþefur - Doorway Sniffer
Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker
Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar
Baggi - Bundle
Bandaleysir - Strap Loosener
Bjálfansbarnið - Idiot Child
Faldafeykir - Skirt Blower
Flotgleypir - Fat Gobbler
Hlöðustrangi - Barn Roll
Kleinusníkir - Donut Beggar
Lampaskuggi - Lamp Shadow
Móamangi - Moor Charlie
Reykjasvelgur - Smoke Gulper
Smjörhákur - Butter Greedy
Svartiljótur - Blackugly
Svellabrjótur - Icebreaker

NOTE: - In USA english, a "Pot Licker" is what we call a stray or multi-breed dog. But a "Pot Scraper Licker" - that's one I've not heard before - has to be an even lower form. :lol: Cats cannot be "Pot Lickers" because it's beneath them to be such a thing.

[aboriginaali]

My personal favourite is Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher!

they are getting nuts on their tiny iland!

[allissson]

I think I will have to be a Kertasníkir (Candle Beggar) because there's no plant snatchers and I get through a lot of candles.

If one has a gutter mind (ahem......Baldur!) one could have a field day with that list.

yeah aboriginaali - I think that there's something on that island in need of investigation. The first time I saw the site I was just SURE that someone was taking the piss, but this webmaster is vitun serious! I'll leave my shoe on the windowsill anyway in hope that the Jolasveinavnir will fill it with mushrooms. :eek:

[mmtutti]

I feel I must gasp something aswell.

sick.

ok, that over with: Svellabrjótur/Icebreaker is the one for me.

[allissson]

I was just looking around following links and came across this charming nonsense:

Vitun ääliö, älä lyö! Ööliä läikkyy.

How many of you have heard that one before?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[aboriginaali]

That´s very commonly heard at rock-cafe Maestro!
In Finnish: you fuckin idiot, don´t hit me! You´ll spill my beer!

[allissson]

yes, I know that, but it's not a very nice thing to say to someone is it? Especially in a bar. :)