Religion-test

[Draugrist]

www.selectsmart.com/religion (http://www.selectsmart.com/religion)

I think that some of you may have done this test before, but it's time to get to know thaw kind of people you "really" are ;)

So, here are my top-6 results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Nontheist (77%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (72%)

And top-6, because I wanted that Neo-Pagan to be there :p

[Crimson Twin]

This was my top 6...

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)
3. Neo-Pagan (92%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
5. Hinduism (64%)
6. Liberal Quakers (56%)

[allissson]

I will go take this test and report back with the results later.....

[Laine]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Secular Humanism (90%)
4. New Age (89%)
5. Liberal Quakers (81%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (81%)

I'm a fuc.king hippie!

And the six last ones:

22. Islam (24%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
25. Roman Catholic (9%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (3%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

[allissson]

TOP 6:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (91%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
4. Jainism (80%)
5. Liberal Quakers (79%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)

BOTTOM 6:
22. Scientology (39%)
23. Christian Science (34%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant
(26%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)

[Laine]

I challenge you finnish-reading to measure your Worth at wisedom.cjb.net (http://wisedom.cjb.net) (somewhere in the front page... brighten up yer monitor if you can't see it)

THAT will determine who you are!

[thekjide]

Top 6:
1. Hinduism (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (98%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (97%)
4. Roman Catholic (97%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
6. Liberal Quakers (96%)
(Neo-Pagan was the 7th one with 88%)

Bottom 6:
21. Islam (51%)
22. Scientology (51%)
23. Taoism (46%)
24. Secular Humanism (44%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
27. Nontheist (22%)

Orthodox, Roman Catholic? What the f.uck?
That's not what I am! I didn't kill anyone in "the name of God", and do not crawl amongst lust changing what the bible says to my own benefit, damn it!
Anyway, that's my results.

[allissson]

Kjide - don't fret, it's just a game. I have a feeling this test was put together by christians so the results are hardly accurate. :)

[Serenity]

Top6:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4. Neo-Pagan (86%)
5. Nontheist (80%)
6. Liberal Quakers (75%)

The Bottom6:
22. Islam (38%)
23. Jainism (38%)
24. Roman Catholic (38%)
25. Orthodox Quaker (30%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (23%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

How can those lower parts have such big percents...especially when I don´t see myself as a religious person in any way :lol:

[Laine]

And what shall we cook of him/her who turns out to be the most christian of us? (Yes, that test is the Absolute Truth, and you shall have no other truths than it)

[Peikkoperkele666]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
5. Jainism (73%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (73%)

well... that tells it :)

[Johannes Kostaja]

Ta-dah! Here be my results!

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (89%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (83%)
4. Liberal Quakers (78%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (78%)

Funny... No wizardry mentioned. Hmmm... Guess it's too obvious. OR undetectable by these puny tests! Ha ha ha!!!

[allissson]

Well, wizardry as you call it (if you are defining it the same way I do) would I guess come somewhere under the neo-paganism category. but of course, this was put together by christians so who knows........ ;)

[Laine]

I can very well see that it is made by christians because the best faith of the world is missing from it, "Grim Nihilism". =C

[allissson]

I'm tempted to visit their forum there. :evil:
Imagine the fun to be had there :lol: :evil:

[Huurretursas]

My top 6.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (89%)
4. Neo-Pagan (81%)
5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
6. Nontheist (74%)

As a psychology student i'd criticize this tests questions for being too narrowly minded. Most theological questions were set so that there were about 4 christian answers, 1 other religion and none. Maybe the maker(s) wasn't too well versed in other religions.

By the way. They also have a test for choosing appropriate pagan religion for you at www.selectsmart.com/FREE/...anreligion (http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=paganreligion) I don't remember the exact results, but my top 2 was
1. Druid
2. Asatru

[Pakana]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (80%)
5. New Age (78%)
6. Secular Humanism (72%)
... ... ...
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (14%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (11%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
26._Roman Catholic (7%)
27._Seventh Day Adventist (6%)

And as I was 94% neo-pagan (which I am not), I felt obliged to take the pagan test as well:

#1 Shaman
#2 Asatru
#3 Druid

[thekjide]

Ok, here are my results for the pagan test:

1-Shamma
2-Wican
3-Thelema
4-Druid

Someone will have to explain to me what is Wican, Thelema, Asatru and Orisha. Sorry I'm just a pitiful ingnorant...

[Hittavainen]

Kostaja:
> 5. Unitarian Universalism (78%)

That must be world record of lowest Unitarian-Universalist-rate. So, this test must be made by Unitarian Universalists.
That is some kind of religious group in which you can worship any deity and think freely. It's obvious that it's 'followers' have the largest scale of opinions and the meter shows anyway that you're an Unit.-Universalist. ;)
A conspiracy indeed. :)

[Laine]

www.otohq.org/oto/thelema.html (http://www.otohq.org/oto/thelema.html)

[allissson]

I can relate better to this second test. here's how I shape up:

# 1 Wiccan
# 2 Shaman
# 3 Druid
# 4 Thelema
# 5 Egyptian

that's more or less accurate I'd say although there are many things about Wicca that I do not care for. Maybe that's why I've always been an eclectic solitary ;)

[Hittavainen]

Now, who's the Fúck-ing Hip-pie!
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) Click here for info
2. Neo-Pagan (98%) Click here for info
3. New Age (90%) Click here for info
4. Liberal Quakers (89%) Click here for info
5. Mahayana Buddhism (89%) Click here for info
6. New Thought (79%) Click here for info
13. Secular Humanism (64%) Click here for info
18. Orthodox Judaism (44%) Click here for info
20. Islam (37%) Click here for info
21. Nontheist (35%) Click here for info
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%) Click here for info
24. Seventh Day Adventist (13%) Click here for info
25. Jehovah's Witness (10%) Click here for info
26. Eastern Orthodox (8%) Click here for info
27. Roman Catholic (8%) Click here for info

I'm very eclectic and my opinions change all the time, so i had problems choosing from some alternatives. The last time i did it i answered a little bit different, but the result was almost the same: Congratulations, you are a HIPPIE!!!!! :D

[Johannes Kostaja]

So I'm a druid, eh? What the @#%$!?

1. Druid (Que??)
2. Shaman (Quite cool, actually...)
3. Wiccan (Why?)
4. Asatru (Points awarded?)
5. Egyptian (I'm not walking like one!)

Yet again... no wizardry. Not in the way you mean it, Al. The way I mean it. The way They mean it.

My mom always told me not to use any alcohol or drugs. That's fine. She didn't mention anything about abusing medicines. Woo hoo!!!

I'm a wizard!
Take the red pill!
Take the blue pill!
Be a wizard! :lol:



Once, when I was really @#%$ up on antibiotics, I was absolutely sure that I could see through time. Honest. Didn't see any shining turtles that would talk to me, though.

Do sedatives and alcohol mix? I'm getting my dose of tranquillizers thursday morning and I should be at a V.I.P.party later on that evening... You think I can drink?

[aboriginaali]

When shall we see you "drinking" that inferno-drink again?

[allissson]

"Once, when I was really @#%$ up on antibiotics, I was absolutely sure that I could see through time.'

That can not have been antibiotics you took .......they don't make you fuc.ked up like that unless maybe you are allergic to them.

"Do sedatives and alcohol mix?"

No they do NOT. In fact it's a pretty quick and sure way to induce death. If you plan on enjoying this party then forget about the sedatives. Smoke some hemp instead - it's much better for you. Even if you don't plan on enjoying this party, still ditch the sedatives.

" I'm getting my dose of tranquillizers thursday morning "

Whatever for?! What do you need tranx for? You are not some harassed housewife with 5 kids are you? Those suck and are in no way beneficial for anything. I once again refer you to the hemp :)

"You think I can drink? "

not if you are taking tranquilisers. surely you are smarter than that. You can drink with hemp :)

" When shall we see you "drinking" that inferno-drink again?"

What is this inferno drink? what goes in it?

[VauhtiParoni]

:D o sedatives and alcohol mix? I'm getting my dose of tranquillizers thursday morning and I should be at a V.I.P.party later on that evening... You think I can drink?


Well, I think you´re in need of a drink before and after your endoscopia! :lol:

[allissson]

:lol: I think I won't ask anymore questions...........

[Johannes Kostaja]

Tee hee hee.

This is a bi-weekly activity. A squad of men with white jackets chase me down the streets of Hellsinki, and on capture pump me full of tranqs. ;)

Seriously though I'm gonna ask a nice doctor to ease up on the amount of drugs that they're gonna feed me. I want to drink tomorrow!!!

And believe it or not - I don't do drugs. I'm pretty @#%$ up already without any substances, ie. alcohol, drugs, etc. Some people find it hard to believe, that I'm not a user. Mostly I've been asked whether I use speed or acid. I don't need them, I was born like this!

Confused? Don't be. Ask poor miss Vixen who's been putting up with me for many a year now. ;) She'll tell you.

Mister Abnorm... original. I'll be seen drinking Infernos once more, when somebody buys me one. They taste awful and I'm not wasting my money on them. The snorting bit is fun.

To ye of little knowledge - Cointreau Inferno:
4cl Cointreau in a glass for cognac. And a shot glass.
You ignite the drink and put the flames out with your palm. First you gulp it down and pour the remaining drops on the bottom of the upside-down shot glass. Then you you snort up the drops to a nostril of your liking. Enjoy!

I'm not allergic to antibiotics, they just made me eat a weeks worth in 3 days. It's a killer. You take twice a day 2grams of antibiotics, keep one day off and repeat on day 3. Guaranteed to make your head buzz. Ask mr. Dominator from de Trollar. We've been discussing this and seemed to be the same stuff, only he saw the shining, talking turtle.

Take the red pill!
Take the blue pill!
Be a wizard!

[allissson]

sounds like it's your DOCTOR who is fu.cked up.

is this some new and innovative way to administer antibiotics or something?

hmm........now I know why I use herbs :)

[Laine]

"hmm........now I know why I use herbs"

You fear turtles?

[allissson]

:lol: no, of course not. I just fear tranquilisers and other rubbishy drugs that the doctos give out. ;)

[Laine]

That's what I thought. Turtles are cute.

[Crimson Twin]

I personally know Donatello(Teenage Mutant Metal Hero's) or whatever they are... He is a nice guy... I mean really nice... Now he is under my bed...

[Laine]

I hope you're not abusing him. He's just a turtle, y'know.

[allissson]

Hey! I've got some pokemon cards if you want them Crimson Twin :lol: